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Sideshow Throwdown: Frank Horrigan VS Hazel Rainart

Updated: May 9, 2021



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IT'S SIDESHOW SHUFFLE!

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Location: The Enclave Oil Rig


Time: Night

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CRACK!


    The sound of an agonizing scream and the sound of a spine breaking echoed throughout the halls of a metallic underground factory.


    Just then, the sounds of metal doors being knocked off it's hinges as a man in red short hair, a gray mask that covered his eyes, and a black kimono came crashing into the walls.

    "You're pathetic, just as I knew." Came a deep, booming voice, that sounded like it was being spoken through some sort of filter. "A mutie like you trying to double-cross us? Pathetic."


    From behind the doors, the red-haired man came through entered an absolutely massive, humanoid creature. His chest, and legs were covered with a grey, durable looking armor. On his right shoulder pad was a U.S. flag and his face was covered with a terrifying helmet, that resembled that of a gas-mask. This was one of the most infamous creatures to have walked the American Wasteland; Frank Horrigan.


    The mighty mutant walked over towards his target, his footsteps creating massive bangs with each movement. Given that the smaller person's spine was broken, and one of his legs was bent the wrong way, it wasn't long before Frank picked up the smaller man by the hair of his head, and brought him up to eye level.


    "Adam." The mutant practically spat the name. "Next time, learn your place beneath my boot, and die like the cattle you are." With this, Horrigan applied an intense amount of pressure to the faunus' skull. Taurus gave a scream, but before it finished...


CRUNCH!!!


    The mighty mutant's hands caved in the bull's skull, splattering his head like a wet paper bag. Frank scoffed before the massive creature tossed his smaller foe's broken body aside.


    "Waste of my time."



    Horrigan grumbled to himself as he made his way through the main headquarters of the Enclave, where they were under attack by a group of deranged lunatics and anarchists. However, to the likes of Frank, they were nothing more but easy killings for him.


    First, some crazy scorpion man tried to kill him by injecting venom into him, Frank ripped his own tail off and strangled him with it.


    A guy grey hair tried kicking him incredibly hard, that man now has his own legs literally jabbed down his throat.


    Then some green chick tried fooling him with petty illusions, The gigantic mutant decapitated her head with her own sickles.


    Now, this pathetic edge-lord tried killing him with some red sword, and... well... As you saw, it didn't really work out for him.


    Needless to say, All of these freaks made a fatal mistake of trying to battle against the Super-mutant monster of a man. Frank wanted these freaks dead for trying to take on Enclave. The only person left as far as he knew was that woman in red that controlled fire and the woman in long black hair. They'll most likely be easy pickings for the soldie-


    "Hm, I'm guessing you're Frank Horrigan? Well... I can certainly see the freak part."


    The massive "man" looked down at his opponent. A middle-aged man in a green/brown coat, along with a beard and hazel colored eyes.


    The massive mutant gave his response after snorting in anger like a bull. "Is freak what you refer to as the peak evolution of the United States of America's infantry?" He growled, before cracking his knuckles and neck. "Because I can assure you, I'm much stronger than those pathetic hybrids you work with."


    "Well, I'm not really one for fights and I never liked some of my teammates. But... I think I got no choice in the matter here." The man, Hazel Rainart, responded oh-so calmly in front of the giant the stood before him. Frank rolled his eyes and turned his back on the olive-skinned man.


    "I don't have time for this. We already have more pressing matters to attend to. Such as locating some kind of "reincarnation" of an old fool who became a boy."


    Hazel stopped at that last sentence. An old man reincarnated a boy? No, he couldn't mean...


Ozpin.


    "...What exactly is this old fool's name...?" Hazel responded, unfolding his arms as his voice got a little tenser.


    "That's classified information." Claimed the massive "man" with a deep growl. "Ask me that again, and I will have to respond with force..." He clenched his fists for emphasis.


    "I'm gonna have to insist because this "classified information" off yours has got me pretty damn curious..." Hazel said stepping up at the lumbering giant mutant cladded in Power Armor.


    "Attempting to gain classified information from a top-secret U.S investigation... That is a crime punishable by death." Frank responded in a cold and even deeper tone of voice before unsheathing a massive, arm-mounted plasma gun, pointing it at the man.


    "You tell me what that man's name is NOW," Hazel said, slowly ripping off his jacket and pulling out two yellow crystals from pockets wrapped around his knees.


    "Or I'll just have to make you talk..."


    "Threatening a United States army official. Also punishable by death." The mutant said in his same cold voice.


"You can come to your execution quietly, or try to add assault to your charges... and die like the rest." Frank threatened, hitting Hazel with a soulless glare.


    "Looks like you gave me no other choice..."


(Music stops)


    Hazel jabbed the two yellow crystals into both of his arms, causing him to cover his face as he gritted his teeth in discomfort. Yellow streaks of electricity began to surround the muscular man before his voice began to grow more distorted before he threw back his arms, letting out a horrific roar that sounded more like a demon rather than a human.


    "Last chance... You tell me his name, NOW."



    Frank simply laughed at this guy. Was this his best attempt at trying to scare him or even provoke a slight reaction from him? If so, then it was a pretty pathetic one.


    "So, you're nothing more than a steroid junkie." Growled Frank, rage in his voice. "It's people like you that destroyed our great nation in the first place."


    Frank aimed down at the smaller man.


"I'm gonna enjoy this." He growled, before firing a bolt of plasma at Hazel.



    Despite Hazel's bulky frame, he outmaneuvered the bolt of plasma before charging at Frank as he let out an inhuman cry before slamming his electrical charged fist into The Mutant's stomach. The blow only seemed to tickle Frank, who responded to the blow with giddy laughter from how pathetic that blow was. Frank lifted his arm and delivered a bitch-slap into his smaller opponent's cheek, knocking him back a few meters. Frank's strike didn't seem to affect Hazel that much as he got back up and came charging at him in no-time. Frank still stood in his position, firing bolts of plasma in Hazel's path. A few lucky shots managed to strike into Hazel's shoulders, but Frank was amazed to see that his opponent was still attacking.


    "TAKE THIS!!!" Hazel boomed before pelting Frank with almost a dozen electric charged punches into Frank's chest and abdomen once he got in close. The Mutant certainly did a good job keeping Hazel at bay, but he was slowly starting to become overwhelmed by the Dust Infused Brute's attacks. Frank decided to break through his attacks by a shoulder check, before plowing him with a football charge. While Frank may be incredibly bulky, he was also deceptively fast for a man his size, charging over Hazel like a Rhino. Hazel was knocked onto the ground, growling with anger. 


    "BAAHAHAHHAHA!!! Just as I expected, you're nothing more but a weakling powered by steroids." Frank chuckled as he drew out a blade and raised it over his downed opponent. Frank then stabbed down at Hazel, but as soon as his knife was just about to pierce into the man's brain, Hazel grabbed out the Mutant's arm, and with all the strength he could, he lifted Frank right over his shoulder. Hazel proceeded to chuck Frank a fair distance, as his big body slid down the ground before crashing into a wall.


    "Last chance, you start telling me his name. RIGHT. NOW."


    "Fine." Said Frank, who quickly got up.


    "If you really wish to know it, his first names', Fuck, and last name is Yourself." Immediately he fired off half a dozen blasts from his plasma cannon, forcing Hazel to dodge out of the way of them, however, Frank charged him like an elephant, drawing back his wrist-mounted blade, before he reached his smaller opponent, and swung, however, Hazel managed to barely dodge the strike and pelted Frank's legs and knees with punches. While Hazel's semblance practically made him null to Frank's attacks, they were certainly rag-dolling him around. Frank proceeded to slam his boot right into Hazel's face, angering him to a further extent. Hazel rushed towards Frank once more, leaping at him and slamming his head right into the Mutant's face, causing him to stumble back.


    "Now I'll show you!" Hazel proceeded to give Frank a vicious beating, with kicks and punches into his gut and chest. The Mutant retaliated with a swing from his knife, but his shorter opponent caught the blade before it had the chance to stab into him.  The Dust Infused Brute then overpowered the Super Mutant onto the ground before continuing to beat on him. The larger opponent lets out an enraged scream grabbing the Dust Infused Brute like a plush doll before getting back up.


    "How about I give you the warm embrace of death?" Frank said before wrapping his arms around Hazel, applying an incredible amount of pressure that made Hazel scream out in discomfort.



    "That's right. Squirm like the little insignificant rat that you are..." Frank of course, just tightened his grip after that, making Hazel scream even more as his joints popped from the force.

    "Oh, hear that? I think you've got a few ribs cracking!" Horrigan howled with mad glee. "Don't worry, in a few more moments the pain will go away." He put on a tighter squeeze while he said this. Hazel gritted his teeth as electric waves began to surround his body as veins began sprout from his neck.


    "L...Let...ME...GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" 


BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT...


KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!


    Frank's eyes widened before he was blasted an electrical blast that sent the bulky monster of a man tumbling back. Hazel, on the other hand, fell back onto the ground, breathing heavily before wiping a drop of blood from his mouth. He knew that this bastard was going to be giving him the fight of his life, but that was still not stopping him from trying to get that damn name out of him. Frank tumbled backwards, head over heels before he dug his massive blade into the ground and slowed himself down immensely, leaving a deep gash in the floor as he did.


    Without so much as a stop to breathe, the massive mutant launched himself at Hazel, firing off shot after shot from his plasma cannon as he did. Hazel managed to tough out the plasma shots, blasting a multitude of electric blasts that only seemed to annoy The lumbering mutant rather than harm him. With the Dust Infused Brute getting closer, Frank decided to by jabbing his knife at Hazel's forehead. Instead, Hazel jumped at him and jerked his head out of harm's way before jabbing right into the face of the Super Mutant. This time, the blow actually managed to HURT him!



    Frank held onto his face, growling in pain. 


    "Now you've done it." The massive mutant growling as he stumbled back, however, he manages to send a kick right at Hazel, striking his metal boot slammed into his stomach with enough force to send him smashing into a wall! The force of the impact was enough to leave the Dust user embedded in a new crater he made upon impact. Not only that, but he spat up a mouthful of blood, as he glared down at Frank, who returned it with blasts of plasma.


    Getting back up and dodging the plasma beams, Hazel came chagrining forward before tackling The Gigantic Mutant like a football player. At first, didn't do much but as he applied more force, he managed to send the gigantic mutant crashing through a row of metal walls, each having a gigantic hole busted right through it. Frank rose back up onto his feet, growling in anger while his opponent charged him for another blow. Instead of overpowering the gigantic mutant much like last time, Frank managed to stab right into The Dust User's chest, the blade piercing right into Hazel's chest. This attack made the brute cry out in pain, just before he was knocked onto the floor by the giant's fist.


    "This has gone on for long enough. Now die like the rest of your pathetic faction..." Frank said coldly before stepping down on Hazel's head. Though, he quickly held back the metal boot from crushing his head.


    "N...Ngh..." Let out the smaller human as the mighty mutant tried to crush him into pulp.


    "What was that, junkie?" Growled Frank, pushing down against the man harder.


"Feeling a bit weak? Maybe it's the drugs running through your veins." Hissed the America loving behemoth.


    Hazel was silent for a bit, giving not even grunts as Frank's foot got closer and closer to his body, with his arms tiring and shaking from exertion. However, after almost a minute of this, the smaller man growled.


"I said..."


    He pushed back, and continued, much to Frank's surprise.


    "I'M NOT GONNA DIE YET!" He roared, flinging Frank off of him with enough force to make the upgraded mutant fly back, before slamming into a nearby wall, leaving a massive dent in it.


Hazel let out a booming roar of rage, dashing at Enclave's Top Soldier before slamming his fist right in the face of the gigantic mutant. He then threw another and another before ensnaring Frank with a flurry of quick-paced punches that came almost close to shattering his mask that was practically glued onto his face, leaving behind a crack in the lens. Frank broke through the assault with a head-butt, causing the Dust Infected Man to stumble back, giving the mutant soldier enough time to get back up. Once he did, Frank elbowed the smaller man onto the ground, giving him the upper hand.


    "How about I give you a taste of your own medicine." Frank spat before beating down on Frank with his flurry of blows. Except they hit much harder... The massive mutant then grabbed Hazel by the arm before lifting him by the appendage and headbutting him...


    Really, REALLY hard.



    This sent the smaller man flying across the room, before he slammed into a wall, leaving a large dent. And to make things worse, Frank rushed down the smaller man and kneed Hazel right in the gut, causing him to break right through the metal walls. Just to add to that, he was now falling down a few dozen meters until slamming right onto a steel ground. Frank dropped right next to him, the fall barely injuring the mutant soldier as he gripped onto Hazel's neck and looked at him with cold dead eyes. Hazel held onto Frank's arm as he began to chuckle.


    "This is it for you, junkie. Next time, try not to challenge a high-class soldier like me..."


    Hazel merely grunted.


    "...You're no soldier..."


    With one powerful electric shock, Frank dropped Hazel onto the ground. Just as he did, The Dust User quickly dug into his pockets, withdrawing two red dust crystals and with no hesitation, jabbed them down into his arms. Red flames began to surround Hazel's arms as soon as he did, as he let out a louder inhumane roar. Frank looked down and before he could do anything...

BAM!


    Using almost all the strength that Hazel could muster, he managed to deliver a blow that nearly shattered the giant's chest armor. While it didn't, Frank coughed and wheezed at the strike, coming close to incapacitating him. Hazel looked up with a hateful glare and said the right to the mutant's face.


    Frank growled and rushed down Hazel, unloading shot after shot of plasma at him as he did. The smaller man powered through the shots as he rushed down Horrigan and met the massive monster face to... shin.


"Here comes to pain!" The Mutant Soldier spat as he then kneed Hazel in the jaw, knocking out several teeth, before the smaller human slammed his fists into the giant's lower leg armor, leaving several dents in it. Before he did much more, Frank swiped at him, making him jump back before a trio of plasma bolts slammed into his chest, sending the Aura user back.


    Frank charged forward, slamming his fist down onto the smaller opponent, but Hazel jumped back before quickly grabbing onto the gigantic mutant's shoulders before lifting him right over his head. Frank let out a loud scream as Hazel tossed him right into the walls. Frank groaned, disoriented by the attacks until coming to his senses as a red fireball struck him smack dab in the face. The Mutant easily toughed through the blow, but it certainly was unexpected, to say the least. His opponent continued to unleash hot red waves of fire into his way, but Frank simply came at him and lifted his knife over his head.


    "Slippery junkie, you won't get away from this..." Frank growled before stabbing down into Hazel's shoulder. The blade actually made the smaller man grunt as it slashed deep into his shoulder, getting several inches deep. Despite the fact the massive blade had clearly gone through bone, Hazel toughed it out as if he didn't feel the pain, before he began pelting Frank's chest with blows, leaving scorch marks and dent's in the mutant's armor, before the massive creature gave a harsh boot to Hazel's chest, launching him back into a wall.


    Frank huffed as his wrist-mounted knife dripped blood from the now crimson-colored blade. He narrowed his eyes under his cracked lenses and clenched his fists before speaking in a cold, angered tone.


    "My. Turn..."



    Hazel barred his teeth, forming a furious scowl before leaping at the Towering Mutant with his fists raised over his head. The Dust User then slammed his red fiery hands down onto Frank's head. But to his surprise, Frank grabbed onto his wrists with an insanely tight grip that almost felt like he was gonna crush his wrists. Frank and Hazel locked eyes with each other, their hate towards he each other was clear as Enclave's Top Soldier said one threat that would most likely be the last thing Hazel would ever hear...


    "You're ride's over, Junkie..."


    Frank lifted him over his head.


    "Time to die."


    With that, the mighty mutant tugged on Hazel's arms, making the smaller man grunt and groan as he felt his arms being pulled out of their sockets. After several seconds of this, Reinhardt felt the skin around his sockets giving way to the soldier's immense strength, and soon enough.


RIIIIIIIIIP!!!


    The smaller Aura user fell downwards, before landing at Horrigan's feet. Hazel roared with pain as the Dust that once flowed through him was cut off at the source, leaving him defenseless. A horrific grimace surfaced on Hazel's face seeing the gigantic mutant look down at him with a cold, unblinking glare. Frank chuckled to himself as he approached the now-armless Hazel, ready to end his miserable life. But Hazel wasn't going to back down just yet, he somehow managed to get himself up despite his limbs being torn off and in an instant, rushed at the Mutant. An audible cry escaping his mouth as he got closer. While this did somewhat impress Frank, it wasn't going to be enough to stop Hazel from his inevitable death. 


    "Nice try, Junkie." Frank said before grabbing him by the neck and legs. Hazel squirmed and jerked, but his efforts were practically futile. Frank then stuck his knee out for the armless brute and brought him down with tremendous force...


SNAP!


    The spine of Rainart's spine practically snapped like a twig while his screams of agony echoed through the walls. Frank tossed his limp body onto the ground and searched for something he could use to finish the job... He then spotted something that piqued interest… The American Flag attached to a steel flagpole. He grabbed Old Glory and walked back over to the crippled human, before picking him up by the head, and looking him dead in the eye. Hazel glared back at Frank's emotionless lenses, before spitting right onto his mask. Frank just chuckled.


    "Like I haven't had that happen to me before." Said the mighty mutant before slamming the US flag into the ground with enough force to penetrate through the steel floor, before he grabbed Hazel's shoulder, and tugged the smaller man's head upwards.


RIIIIIP!


    Hazel's neck almost immediately gave way as his head was torn from his body. Frank discarded the now limp corpse and let it fall to the ground with a dull thud before he turned and slammed Hazel's decapitated head onto Old Glory.


    Just like the tyrants of old, Frank stuck his opponent's head on a pike. The mighty mutant looked at his fine work and merely laughed as blood began to pool at his feet.


    Truly nothing could stop America's resurgence.


    Frank firmly placed the flag, still gripping it all while saluting...


    "God bless America..."


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THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH-UP IS FRANK HORRIGAN!

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