SBS: The Ape VS The Helltaker (PREVIEW)

UL: Well everyone, the cage has been lifted...

Mettaton: And the skeletons have exploded... Who will prevail?

UL: My fellow viewers...IT'S TIME FOR DRAMA!

Mettaton: IT'S TIME FOR VIOLENCE!

UL: IT'S TIME FOR ACTION!

Mettaton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...

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Location: Hell

Time: Who cares? It's Hell.

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"WHAT ARE YOU FOOLS DOING!? KILL THAT ANIMAL!"

A loud, screechy voice suddenly echoed throughout the caverns of hell, followed by the sound of rapid footsteps hitting against the brimstone ground as troops of skeleton demons found themselves racing through every trail and pathway. One such platoon of skeleton army was suddenly blitzed by an orange blur, the impact of which generated a booming cymbal crash while numerous demonic soldiers were sent flying while others exploded into a mess of bones. However, one remaining skeleton demon thought he could sneak up on his attacker from behind but instead, an orange fist struck him right in the torso which sent the upper half of his body flying off into a wall, exploding into fragments in the processes.

Standing in a clutter of bone fragments was a bizarre creature that resembled a gorilla. The most peculiar attribute of this creature was that its whole body, both flesh and fur, was completely orange. The Ape had perished in its attempt to escape the facility and as a result, the orange gorilla wound up here in the crimson caves of Hell itself. However, despite being trapped here in hell, The Ape was unwilling to be a prisoner in the afterlife and thus, it broke free from its confine yet again and ran amok through the underworld. Having overheard the animal's escape, Lucifer sent out all her men to reprehend or even kill the primate, but they were little more but minor obstacles for the gorilla.

"YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY THAT EASILY!" The screechy voice rang out while The Ape cocked its head to see a massive chain-link heading towards its way. The orange gorilla dove right out of the way as the gleaming, ivory chain embedded itself in the brimstone ground. Just then someone dropped right in front of The Ape, standing just several feet away from him. It was a female demon with gray skin, gleaming eyes, ghost-white hair with two black horns protruding from the sides of both her head. Her only clothing was a black jacket that reached down to her chest, a bra, a matching bikini, complete with a thick leather belt that was wrapped around her waist.

"I have you now you miserable creature! NOW ACCEPT YOUR PUNISHMENT!" Judgment declared before extending her arm out, sending forth a glimmering white chain into the gorilla's direction. With a surprising display of agility, The Ape successfully dodged the attack but that didn't stop The High Prossecutior from sending out more chains to restrain the pesky simian. The Ape frantically avoided chain after chain from the grey demoness before the simian noticed something he hadn't seen before. Just a few feet away from him was a long suspension bridge that was stretched across a vast abyss. After doing the last of chains that Judgement sent out, the orange primate made a rush towards the nearby bridge.

"HEY! DON'T YOU RUN AWAY FROM ME, HORRID MONKEY!" The High Prosecutor screamed at the top of her lungs, giving chase almost immediately. The Ape was the first to make it to the bridge, sprinting down at high speeds that were more than enough to outpace the demon. Judgment stopped at the bridge's entrance, seeing that the gorilla was swift enough to make it halfway down the rickety wooden bridge as a look of anger took place on her features.

"Think you're going to escape, simian? THINK AGAIN!" Judgment shouted, extending an arm out as a series of white glowing emblems hovered above the ape's head. Soon, a series of chain links came shooting out from the emblem's epicenter at rapid speeds as the planks of wood holding the bridge were shattered almost immediately upon impact. The High Prosecutor grinned with sadistic glee, hoping that this would be the nail in the gorilla's coffin but the complete opposite happened. The Ape clung onto one of the chain strands and swung himself to the next, making it across the abyss and onto the other side unscathed while Judgement's grin devolved to a dumbfounded stare. The Ape landed on the ground, a drum bang ringing out from his feet hitting the rocky granite floors before taking off down a trail.

Judgment, meanwhile, clenched her fists while her face turned visibly red. Steam started to exit from her ears and veins started to sprout up from her forehead. In seconds, the grey demoness let out a roar of seething anger before slamming her fists onto the ground almost like a child having a temper tantrum.

"DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!" The High Prosecutor shouted out loud, watching as her animal target disappeared from sight.

"THIS ISN'T OVER, YOU FOUL ANIMAL! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE, I WILL BE SUCCESSFUL IN ENDING YOUR EXISTENCE!" Judgment declared, craning her neck up while raising her arms to the sky.

"I'LL GET YOU, MONKEY!!!"

As the orange primate made his escape from The High Prosecutor, he would soon encounter another unusual visitor in hell...

Further down the many trails of Hell, the sound of rocks grinding and grunting could be heard as a large stone block was kicked several feet to the side by a stocky man, who didn't appear to be a denizen of hell rather more he was native to the human world. The man in question had black, slicked-back hair and wore a pair of shades. He was dressed in a white suit with a red button-up shirt beneath his jacket and a boutonnière pinned on the lapels of his blazer.

This handsome lad was unlike any other man, he woke up with a clear goal and ambition and set off to achieve it. The Helltaker was willing to fight his way to achieve his harem of demon girls, no matter what stood in his way. The Harem Master cracked his neck before turning his head the other way to see a group of demon girls (and one angel girl) waiting for him on the far end side.

"Alright, the trail is clear. you guys can follow me now." Helltaker said, gesturing for his harem to follow him.

"Do you SERIOUSLY have to do all this crap? Honestly, you're making my job a lot harder than it needs to be..." Malina groaned with annoyance.

"Yeah, I'm with Malina on this, can't you just walk around it like a normal person?" Pandemonica said tiredly, raising an eyebrow.

"Just needed to clear the pathway a little. Don't worry, I'll make it up to you." The Helltaker replied before making his way down a pathway that was surrounded by a seemingly endless abyss.

"You better like Heroes Three, you human bastard..." The Sour Demon grumbled under her breath. Meanwhile, three identical demons that shared the same red and black outfit with long white hair and dog ears protruding from their head approached eagerly approached the Harem Master.

"So tell me, you're human right?" Cerberus asked, all three of her bodies speaking in perfect unison.

"Yes, what about it?" The Helltaker inquired.

"Well, I-I'm just asking because I never got to meet a human but... Do you have any particular weaknesses that could possibly lead to your inevitable downfall? I know it's an oddball question but can you tell us... like... right now... please...?" The Cerberus said, all three sharing the same nervous smile as if not to arouse suspicion.

"Uh... Well-" Just then, a woman with short black hair and halo atop her head pushed Cerberus's bodies aside, interrupting Helltaker's answer.

"Oh! If we're asking questions then can I ask if Humans and Demons procreate? This would be PERFECT for my studies in demonology!~" Azazel said with an unnerving smile while Helltaker raised a brow with confusion, a bead of sweat dripping from his forehead.

"I don't know. I mean, I gues-" Helltaker was interrupted again when Azazel was shoved to the side by a demon girl with hearts fluttering around her hair.

"Oh, that's a good question. Though may I ask, how far does your dick bend? This is a personal question by the way..." Modeus said with a breathy moan, creeping the harem master out completely. Just then, a demon girl with a pair of shades and hair tied into a bun stepped in.

"Now, now girls! Let's not pester our friend with a slue of thought-provoking and extremely dirty questions! We'll save all of that when we're outta here, I'm sure he'll be flattered to answer our many disturbing as hell questions!" Justice declared.

"Y-yeah... Totally..." The Helltaker said nervously, continuing to trek onto the perilous trail.

"Tch, you bitches are really gonna ask all these questions. All there really is to know about Monkey Suit over there is that he's got a big cock, one that I'm saving for myself~" A demon with short

"You know, when he said that he might regret letting you join, I'm pretty sure his intuition was correct there..." Malina said, to which The Bitch Demon responded with a snarky cackle as a gust of smoke wisped out from her maw.

"Heh, too bad sis. You're always gonna put up with me no matter what." The smoking demoness said with a laugh.

"Don't you dare take that dong away from me, you chain-smoking bitch..." Modeus uttered under breath, glaring daggers at Zdarda.

"Will all of you just shut up already? I can't hear myself think with all you damn perverts braying like hyenas... Hey, hold on a second, any of you hear that?" Pandemonica said, perking her head up from a sound coming from behind. Helltaker and the rest of the harem heard as well, prompting all of them, with exception of Zdrada because she simply didn't care, to turn around...

"OH SHIT! LOOK OUT!" Helltaker shouted.

"HEY, WHAT THE FU-OOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIT!" Zdrada didn't have time to process as a pair of large orange hands hoisted her off the ground and chucked straight into the surrounding blackness.

"What the fuck, is that a monkey!?" Malina shouted while The Ape merely charged at the harem. Acting fast, both Helltaker and his harem charged at the ape, Malina and Pandemonica being the first to reach the orange primate with the Sour Demon swiping at the gorilla's throat while the Tired Demon aimed for the heart with a swift and precise jab. The Ape was quick to respond as he grabbed onto both demoness's wrists and slammed their heads together, a gong-like blare erupting from the impact.

~BWOOONG!~

"Ooouuh... pretty liiiights...~" Pandemonica said in a daze, her eyes comically swirling.

"Daaad, I don't wanna hear short pants..." Malina groaned before coming back to her senses as both she, along with Pandemonica, were also thrown off the cliff. Both demons screaming as they disappeared into the bottomless pit.

"NO!" Helltaker shouted, sprinting towards the primate as fast as he could. The human attempted to knock out the gorilla with a punch to the jaw but The Ape grabbed him by the last second before pushing him into his charging harem in hopes of turning them into a bloody mess. Surprisingly, the group of demon girls quickly weaved right out of the way while Helltaker landed back first onto the hard stone grounds, his banging against a rock that temporarily brought him out of comission.

The Ape was suddenly dogpiled by all three of Cerberus's bodies, both of them letting out a 'HIYAAAAAH' noise upon landing on the gorilla's massive body. The hivemind gnawed and tore at the simian's neck and shoulders as it flailed its massive arms around in an attempt to get the demons off of him. Modeus drew out a sledgehammer, preparing to strike the gorilla in the knee caps.

"You're pretty hot, maybe I can make a comprise here..." The Lustful Demon said, swinging the hammer in hopes of crippling the orange simian. The Ape stepped back, narrowly avoiding the hammer before he pried one of Cerberus's bodies off of him before chucking it at the Lustful Demon, resulting in both of them plummeting off the edge. Ape quickly yanked Cerberus off of his massive body, the two inumimis squirming around in the primate's grasps.

"NOOOO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS! WE WERE SUPPOSE TO BRING HUMANITY'S DOWNFALL!" One of Cerbersus' bodies whined. The Ape merely responded by chucking them off the ledge, screaming the whole way down while the gorilla lurched forward and ensnared Azazel in a tight embrace.

"H-hey! Let go of me! I haven't finished my studies!" the angel chirped, trying to break free from the gorilla's grip.

"Don't worry, Azzy! I'll save ya!" Justice said, sprinting at the orange primate at speeds that far exceeded that of professional athletes as she reeled her fist back and slammed her knuckle in what she perceived to be The Ape's jaw.

POW!

"Haha! Gotcha monkey!" Justice said with a toothy grin.

"N-no... You got something else though..." Azazel weakly whimpered, now sporting a black eye while sudden realization struck the Awesome Demon like a train.

"Oh... sorry." The blind demoness said, rubbing the back of her head in embarrassment. In a matter of seconds, Azazel was thrown right into Justice as both the angel and demon were sent plummeting off the edge. The Helltaker was able to regain his barrings, feeling dazed at first but would be brought back to reality when he saw The Ape hurl both Justice and Azazel off the cliff.

(Music Stops)

"No... NO!!!" Helltaker said, scrambling back to his feet but it was far too late to save them. Helltaker looked on into the bottomless pit where his harem was thrown, both grief and rage rushing through his mind. The Harem Master snapped his head over to The Ape, who merely gazed at hellish traveler with a faceless glare.

"Y-you... YOU..." Words could barely describe the scolding hot rage that overtook the Helltaker. His brows furrowed, his fists were tightly clenched, and even a few veins started to pop up on his forehead and arms. The Helltaker was beyond furious that his dreams were all tainted by this wild animal that came out of nowhere.

The Helltaker knew what the next objective was; kill this beast.

"YOU BASTARD! YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!" Helltaker shouted, seething with rage that this gorilla had the audacity to hurt his harem. While The Ape was incapable of understanding human language, it knew just based on the Helltaker's facial expression that he wanted a fight. The Orange Primate responded to the harem master by lowering itself, preparing to charge at his new adversary.

"Throw my harem off of a cliff, huh? You're a dead man!... Or monkey." Helltaker beckoned, more than ready to take the orange behemoth head-on that stood before him.

In a matter of seconds, things were gonna get vicious.