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SBS: Petton Everhail VS Eda Clawthorne (PRELUDE)



UL: In the world of fantasy, no art is more prevalent than that of Magic!


Mettaton: For years, there have been many warlocks and witches alike who have honed their skills in the mystic arts. But there remains a question that seems to be unanswered, who truly is the greatest magician of them all?


UL: To answer that question, we're gonna have a boomer shooter protagonist fight a Disney MILF!



Mettaton: Ahem, he means that today we will be using Eda Clawthorne, the Owl Lady and Best Witch in the Boiling Isles!



UL: And her opponent, Petton Everhail, the Forgotten FPS Protagonist and Greatest Wizard in the World!


Mettaton: Now, we are well aware that Eda's powers are currently weakened as of now but for argument's sake, we shall keep her magic in this particular scenario.


UL: Yep, yep. Would basically be like pushing a wheel-chair bound guy off a cliff if you ask me.


Mettaton: Okay, why make such a comparison?...


UL: Because I literally have no idea what to compare it to.


Mettaton: ...Makes sense. Hello, all you beauties out there! I'm Mettaton!~


UL: And I'm the Unemployed Loser!


Mettaton: And join us as we analyze these two warrior's strengths and weaknesses to see who is the true superstar!~


UL: LET'S HIT IT!

 

(Special thanks to Randomaneer123 for providing me with this bio!)

Name: Petton Everhail

First Appearance: Catacomb (1989)


Feats:

-Is the first true FPS character ever created

-His and Catacomb's existences led to the creation of Wolfenstein and Doom

-Is supposedly the world's greatest magician/wizard

-Freed the Palace of Kierlon from the various monsters plaguing it

--While collecting some treasure along the way of course

-Defeated the evil Shadrani forces that had taken Mount Kel-Keriad

-Cleared the mountain’s forest of the invading Fire Giants

-Survived and returned from the Etheral plane

-Kicked the Archlich, Nemesis' ass four times, and stopped his plan to bring the apocalypse

--Eventually, he permanently killed him



Strength

(Likely Peak Human-Athletic level Striking Strength)

(Wall to Small Building level with Magick Missile, as shown below):

-Can carry large sums of gold, potions, and spell scrolls with ease, though it's unknown if he uses a form of magick to help him do this

-Never seemed to tire despite trudging through massive dungeon complexes, forests, and graveyards in short intervals

-Should at least be athletic to peak human in strikes despite never attacking physically


Speed

(At least Superhuman, possibly Subsonic):

-Can fight and keep up with multiple monsters at once

-Even when swarmed with ranged attacks, is able to dodge them

-Can hit small targets like bats with his magickal blasts

-Able to avoid magickal blasts similar to his own fired off by evil mages

-Able to dodge electrical blasts fired by massive eyeballs

-Can dodge flaming skulls and burning hearts

-Can react to sonic based attacks from monstrous stingrays

-Can react to fire from futuristic energy weapons and dodge rockets


Durability

(Wall to Small Building level):

-Can tank several spear jabs from orcs and sword slashes from skeletons without a problem

-Shrugs off hits from maces from trolls several times his size

-Survives getting electrocuted by blasts fired by massive, floating eyeballs

-Tanks maulings from killer rabbits and attacks from giant ants

-Able to tank magical attacks from succubi and powerful wizards

-Shrugs off sonic projectiles from demonic stingrays

-Can tank hits from massive cyborg demons and living trees

-Can tank hits from projectiles similar to his own Magick Missiles

-Able to survive futuristic energy blasts and rockets


Intelligence/Mindset:

-Should be at least above average due to being the greatest wizard in the world

-Is able to cast magickal spells without any issue

--Likely he learned his spells and obviously mastered them

-Can use various power-ups to further increase the power of his spells

-Managed to master spells that cast cross-dimensional portals

-Is mostly a daring hero, personality-wise

-Vanquished the evil monsters in Kieralon Palace at the behest of a fellow wizard

-Freed Mount Kel-Keriad from the Shadrani invaders

--Did this at the promise of gold though

--Took on the Fire Giants in the surrounding forests after this

-Free his friend Grelminar from the archlich, Nemesis

-Saved numerous lives by thwarting Nemesis' plans



Equipment:


Compass:

-Just an ordinary compass


Crystal Sphere:

-A sort of compass that warns Petton when enemies are near, with them popping up as different colors on the magickal ball

-Would make it harder for foes to sneak attack him

-Will only detect enemies aware of his presence

-Works even on invisible enemies

-Doesn't work if his opponents turn into inanimate objects, like statues or trees

-Affixed to the end of a staff, as shown above


Consumable Items/Spells:

-In-game, Petton can store up to 99 of most items

-Make of that what you will


Cure Potions:

-Immediately brings Petton back up to full health, regardless of how hurt he is


Magick Missile:

-Launches a small blast of energy from Petton's hand

-Petton's most used spell

-Can use it an infinite number of times and as such, it can be spammed

-Flies forwards until it strikes something

-Is a form of fire, as it can set flammable items ablaze (as mentioned below)

--Due to this, it'd naturally create light

-Can collide with other fireballs/magick missiles in mid air, causing an explosion which cancels both out

-These can incinerate monsters like goblins and skeletons in one shot

-Strong enough to kill larger trolls and melt demons several times his size

-Able to damage and kill opponents even if they were formerly submerged in water

-Can incinerate large stone walls

-Can do the same with crystal walls as well

-Burns down large groupings of trees in moments

-Can kill robots and massive cyborg demons

-Easily blasts down walls made from futuristic metal

-Can be charged up to unleash a larger and even more powerful fireball

-Should he charge up a Magick Missile, the damage dealt is trippled



Bolt:

-Also called a Zapper

-Unleashes a 12 round burst of fully charged fireballs towards Petton's target

--This obviously destroys anything in its path



Nuke:

-Also called the Xterminator

-Spits out 18 fireballs in a circular motion around Petton

-Given its nature, is best used for crowd control or to get foes to back off


Crystal Hourglass:

-Is the only item Petton cannot store and is used immediately

-Stops time for 30 seconds

-Everything except Petton himself cannot move

--Even his attacks are frozen

-The second time restarts everything resumes

--Due to this, it's easy for the magician to set up traps by launching as many bolts at his foes as he pleases


Weaknesses:

-Has never been shown to use physical strikes to attack

-Has little in the way of armor aside from his robe

-Limited supply of Spells and Potions, though he can hold a lot of them

-His staff and crystal ball could be damaged or destroyed

-Since his attacks don't move while time is stopped, an extremely quick opponent could dodge his Magick Missiles when everything resumes

-Extreme lack of variety in his attacks, with them all basically being fireball variations

-Forgotten in favor of later FPS protagonists

--I bet you didn't even know him before this bio

 

EDALYN 'EDA' CLAWTHORNE

First Appearance: The Owl House (2020) Age: Around her 40s Aliases: The Owl Lady Occupation: Witch, Demon Hunter, Luz's Mentor (Formerly), Shop Owner (Formerly) Theme:

Feats:

-Was a notorious troublemaker during her time at Hexside

-Was a skilled Grudgby Player/Cheater

-Was so skilled in her magic that Lilith knew she would beat her effortlessly when competing for the Emperor's Coven

-Ran several successful businesses including selling stolen items from the human world and homemade elixirs

-Successfully broke into the Conformatorium to retrieve King's 'crown of power'

--...Which turned out to be a fake one made from cardboard

-Helped Luz free the prisoners of the Conformatorium

-Vowed to become Luz's mentor in magic

-Along with Luz, defeated Adegast, a Puppeteer Demon

-Won several bets against King over the years

-Helped King defeat a Giant Trash Slug

-Fought and matched her sister, Lilith, in a witch's dual

-Babysat The Bat Queen's offspring alongside King

-Swapped bodies with King for a bet to see who had the hardest life

--This would lead her into a daycare home where the owners coddled small demons to a point where they cannot function in real life

-Made up for all her antics she caused at Hexside so that she could enroll Luz

-Competed with Lilith to obtain The Bloom of Eternal Youth during the span of a couple of days

-...Which turned out to be a trap set by a monster but she and Lilith kicked said monster's ass

-Defeated Lilith in a Grudgby Match

-Fought Lilith a second time and came close to beating her

-Gave up her last traces of magic to save Luz

-Shared her curse with her sister, Lilith, reconciling with her at the cost of her magic

-With the help of Luz, saved The Selkidomus and its baby from hunters

-Reconciled her differences with her mother and somewhat overcame The Owl Beast

-Stole a piece of palistrum wood along with King, to give to Luz


Physicality:


Strength:

-With a swing of her staff, easily knocked down an armored guard

-Her headless body was able to overpower two bulkier guards by pulling their hoods over his head

-Shook the entire Owl House just by striking a wall

-Broke free from Adegast's tendrils

-Incinerated three of Adegast's dolls as well as singeing his tendrils with a blast of fire

-Accidently threw a French horn onto King's head

-Forced a Giant Trash slug off of King with a jab of her staff

-Created a barrier that encased The Owl House, which was calculated to be around 883.7 tons of TNT

-Can generate fire blasts strong enough to tear through walls

-Sent a gigantic crab/spider-like monster flying with a blast of fire

-Along with Lilith, beat the crap out of a monster that tried to trap her

-In a fit of rage, smashed Lilith right into a wall at high speeds

-Should be superior to Luz Noceda, who incinerated a giant worm-like creature, which was calculated to be around 356.5 tons to 3.386 kilotons of TNT

-Should be superior to Amity Blight, who was able to destroy obliterate a tree with a single blast

-Should be comparable to Lilith, who overpowered Willow with The Green Thumb Gauntlet, said gauntlet was able to destroy a large door

-Accidently destroyed an entire jug of apple blood

Speed & Reflexes:

-Effortlessly outran trained guards

-Reacted to a fireball being launched from Warden Wrath, creating two portals to parry said projectile

-Dodged axe-swings from Warden Wrath

-Owl Staff can fly at high speeds and reach great heights near the sky

-Ran all the way from The Owl House to Hexside in a matter of seconds

-Quickly ran into the Owl House before the boiling rain started to fall

-Reacted to and blocked off an oncoming blast of fire by creating a large statue of Hooty

-Dodged a sudden blast of fire from The Queen Bat's offspring

-Can travel as a bolt of lightning

-Should be superior to Luz Noceda, who was able to illuminate the stars with the furthest one being 504.9 million c


Durability & Stamina:

-Should possibly scale to her own strength

-Because of Anatomical liberation, Eda is able to function without certain body parts, namely her limbs and head

--This is proven by the fact when she survived being decapitated by Warden Wrath

-Survived crashing into the ground when Warden Wrath struck her, King, and Luz out of the air

-Endured being stifled by Adegast's tendrils

-Survived face-planting into the ground

-Survived a point-blank magic blast from Lilith that resulted in a massive explosion

--This explosion has been calculated to be around 0.071680758917519 tons of TNT (Small Building Level)

-Survived being struck right into a wall by a powered strike from Lilith

-Endured being in the close range of a sonic screech from the Bat Queen's offspring

--Said offspring knocked her down into the floor


Magic/Spells:


Levitation/Flight:

-Eda can float in mid-air without any assistance from her staff

-She can also move people and objects without touching them

-Created a curve bridge from floorboards to keep Luz from falling


Mystic Projection:

-By drawing a spell circle, Eda can project imagery/visions through the said circle


Portal Creation:

-Eda can create two short-range portals one at a time

-Anything that enters the first portal will exit through the second portal


Light Manipulation:

-Eda can create small orbs of light

-She can also create circular platforms out of light for others to travel on

-Can create concentrated blasts of light


Fire Magic:

-Eda is able to produce fire in all forms

-Capable of launching out large powerful blasts of fire with circle spells

-Can light several candles simultaneously

-Capable of grasping fireballs

-Can make weapons out of fire such as swords

-Can make constructs out of fire such as a giant owl


Forcefield Generation:

-Eda can create orange forcefields that are durable enough to withstand boiling rain and powerful blasts of fire

-Forcefields can be big enough to cover the entire Owl House


Water Magic:

-Eda is able to produce water from the palm of her hand

-Can possibly use it to create blasts of water


Ice Magic:

-Eda is able to control forms of ice, ranging from a trail of icicles to large ice columns.


Earth Magic:

-Eda can summon enormous pillars of the earth to protect herself from attack and trap opponents

-The tops of the pillars have owl faces similar to Hooty and are large enough to swallow enemies whole

-Can create smaller Hooty statues to restrain foes


Body Swapping:

-Eda can move her consciousness and the consciousness of others between bodies

-She cannot perform magic while in another person's body and must use her staff to undo the spell

Abomination Magic:

-Abominations are a magical golem construct that's typically comprised of a purple, ooze-like substance

-Witches tend to use them for various tasks such as battle and labor

-Back in her days at Hexside, Eda created an entire army of Abominations to start a food fight

--However, said abominations gained sentience and revolted against her, all of which fused together to become a giant abomination

Sleep Spell:

-Eda can make people and creatures fall asleep if the target passes through the sleep spell circle

Mind Walking:

-Eda can send at least two individuals into another person's mind as they sleep

-She also has the ability to allow individuals to bring in items, in this case, a bell

Lightning:

-Eda can summon massive bolts of electricity out of thin air

-She can also conjure multiple circles of the spell at once for more damage

Misc. Abilities:


Anatomical Liberation:

-A side-effect of her curse

-Eda's body can fall apart, however, they remain active and within Eda's control

-Eda can freely detach and reattach body parts without ill effect

-Makes her immune to dismemberment


Hair Storage:

-Stores any items she wants into her hair just so long as it fits


Intelligence:

-Had constantly evaded capture from guards and authorities for years

-Planned a break-in at The Conformitorium

-Tricked Warden Wrath into freeing Luz from his grasp by blowing a raspberry in his face

-Deduced that Luz was sent on a fake quest by Adegast in order to lure her out

-Tricked a Giant Trash Slug by having it get close to the Owl House so that King could pour a large barrel of salt onto it

-Placed an entire series of magic traps in an arena for Luz to trick Amity into setting off

-Found out her sister, Lilith, was also cheating by placing a Power Glyph

-Tricked Lilith by stopping their fight so that she could throw a snack bag into her face before escaping

-Tied Lilith's shoes before she could notice

-A skilled player in Hexas Hold 'Em

-Dumped candied-apples onto Tibbles Grim Hammer which lead to his menagerie of circus animals to turn on him

-Capable of operating certain vehicles such a motorboat

Mindset:

-Care-free and hot-blooded

-Willing to take risks, no matter how high they are

-Believes that weirdos like her and King should always stick together no matter what

-Snarky and Cynical

-Very anti-authoritarian

-Believes that nobody should just wait for a prophecy, instead, they should strive to become great on their own

-Prefers Wild Magic as opposed to regular/trained magic

-Over the course of the series, became a mother figure to Luz

-Was a Trouble Maker in High School

-Despite her rocky relationship with Lilith, she still cares about her seeing as how she's still her sister

-Can sometimes taunt and mock foes about certain things

-Selfless to those she cared about such as when she turned herself in to the Emperor's Coven for Luz's sake

Equipment:

The Owl Staff:

-Eda's main weapon

-Witch's staffs have power embedded into them to allow a witch to use powerful spells without using their own magical bile up.

-The Owl palisman at the top, Owlbert, has a mind and will of his own (see below for 'Owlbert')

-Serves as Eda's main use for transportation, allowing her to fly across great distances

-Can be used a bludgeoning weapon


Owlbert:

-Eda's Palisman

-A palisman is a magical totem that sits atop a witch's staff and serves as their familiar

-It can prove to be both a loyal friend and a powerful tool, among other possible functions

-Owlbert is able to reattach and detach from Eda's staff

-Eda uses him to steal various objects from the Human World

-When detached from the staff, Owlbert is able to freely walk and fly around

-Eda can sic Owlbert onto foes at a close range, letting him attack foes with his talons

-Palsimans are able to magically communicate with other Palismans


Golden Elixir:

-A orb-shaped glass of a golden substance that Eda consumes in order to keep her curse at bay


Pickaxe:

-Used it to dig through a Garbage Slug

-Can be used as a bludgeoning weapon


Knife:

-Basically just a knife

-Used it to make apple slices for The Bat Queen's offspring


Animation Elixir:

-A flask containing a substance that gives life to inanimate objects such a couple of vegetables and toys

-They can grow small arms and legs and gain at least rudimentary intelligence


Stab-Catcher:

-A large spear with a net attached to it

-Eda can use it as a throwing weapon


The Owl Beast:

-A Result of a Curse that her older sister, Lilith, bestowed upon her

-Transforms into a giant owl-like monster

-Strong enough to tear doors of hinges, smash through rooftops and walls, along with stone structures

-Capable of scaling large structures in a matter of seconds

-Can endure the boiling rain, an electrical shock potent enough to knock her out, being smashed into a roof

-Capable of eating non-edible objects such as chairs and playground slides

-Wings allow her to fly up to great heights

-Depending on how much the curse has taken over or what happens, Eda can become fully/partial sentient or lose all rationality

-Cannot perform any magic under this form

Weaknesses:

-As of currently writing this, Eda's powers have greatly diminished

-Because of her curse, it will greatly reduce her magical powers

-Loses all forms of rationality when she turns into The Owl Beast

--However, she can be reverted back to normal through a light spell or through a golden elixir

---She has also somewhat overcome this weakness

-Can get distracted by shiny objects

--Applies to both normal and Owl Beast form

-Addicted to Hexas Hold 'Em

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