UL: In the world of fantasy, no art is more prevalent than that of Magic!
Mettaton: For years, there have been many warlocks and witches alike who have honed their skills in the mystic arts. But there remains a question that seems to be unanswered, who truly is the greatest magician of them all?
UL: To answer that question, we're gonna have a boomer shooter protagonist fight a Disney MILF!
Mettaton: Ahem, he means that today we will be using Eda Clawthorne, the Owl Lady and Best Witch in the Boiling Isles!
UL: And her opponent, Petton Everhail, the Forgotten FPS Protagonist and Greatest Wizard in the World!
Mettaton: Now, we are well aware that Eda's powers are currently weakened as of now but for argument's sake, we shall keep her magic in this particular scenario.
UL: Yep, yep. Would basically be like pushing a wheel-chair bound guy off a cliff if you ask me.
Mettaton: Okay, why make such a comparison?...
UL: Because I literally have no idea what to compare it to.
Mettaton: ...Makes sense. Hello, all you beauties out there! I'm Mettaton!~
UL: And I'm the Unemployed Loser!
Mettaton: And join us as we analyze these two warrior's strengths and weaknesses to see who is the true superstar!~
UL: LET'S HIT IT!
(Special thanks to Randomaneer123 for providing me with this bio!)
Name: Petton Everhail
First Appearance: Catacomb (1989)
Feats:
-Is the first true FPS character ever created
-His and Catacomb's existences led to the creation of Wolfenstein and Doom
-Is supposedly the world's greatest magician/wizard
-Freed the Palace of Kierlon from the various monsters plaguing it
--While collecting some treasure along the way of course
-Defeated the evil Shadrani forces that had taken Mount Kel-Keriad
-Cleared the mountain’s forest of the invading Fire Giants
-Survived and returned from the Etheral plane
-Kicked the Archlich, Nemesis' ass four times, and stopped his plan to bring the apocalypse
--Eventually, he permanently killed him
Strength
(Likely Peak Human-Athletic level Striking Strength)
(Wall to Small Building level with Magick Missile, as shown below):
-Can carry large sums of gold, potions, and spell scrolls with ease, though it's unknown if he uses a form of magick to help him do this
-Never seemed to tire despite trudging through massive dungeon complexes, forests, and graveyards in short intervals
-Should at least be athletic to peak human in strikes despite never attacking physically
Speed
(At least Superhuman, possibly Subsonic):
-Can fight and keep up with multiple monsters at once
-Even when swarmed with ranged attacks, is able to dodge them
-Can hit small targets like bats with his magickal blasts
-Able to avoid magickal blasts similar to his own fired off by evil mages
-Able to dodge electrical blasts fired by massive eyeballs
-Can dodge flaming skulls and burning hearts
-Can react to sonic based attacks from monstrous stingrays
-Can react to fire from futuristic energy weapons and dodge rockets
Durability
(Wall to Small Building level):
-Can tank several spear jabs from orcs and sword slashes from skeletons without a problem
-Shrugs off hits from maces from trolls several times his size
-Survives getting electrocuted by blasts fired by massive, floating eyeballs
-Tanks maulings from killer rabbits and attacks from giant ants
-Able to tank magical attacks from succubi and powerful wizards
-Shrugs off sonic projectiles from demonic stingrays
-Can tank hits from massive cyborg demons and living trees
-Can tank hits from projectiles similar to his own Magick Missiles
-Able to survive futuristic energy blasts and rockets
Intelligence/Mindset:
-Should be at least above average due to being the greatest wizard in the world
-Is able to cast magickal spells without any issue
--Likely he learned his spells and obviously mastered them
-Can use various power-ups to further increase the power of his spells
-Managed to master spells that cast cross-dimensional portals
-Is mostly a daring hero, personality-wise
-Vanquished the evil monsters in Kieralon Palace at the behest of a fellow wizard
-Freed Mount Kel-Keriad from the Shadrani invaders
--Did this at the promise of gold though
--Took on the Fire Giants in the surrounding forests after this
-Free his friend Grelminar from the archlich, Nemesis
-Saved numerous lives by thwarting Nemesis' plans
Equipment:
Compass:
-Just an ordinary compass
Crystal Sphere:
-A sort of compass that warns Petton when enemies are near, with them popping up as different colors on the magickal ball
-Would make it harder for foes to sneak attack him
-Will only detect enemies aware of his presence
-Works even on invisible enemies
-Doesn't work if his opponents turn into inanimate objects, like statues or trees
-Affixed to the end of a staff, as shown above
Consumable Items/Spells:
-In-game, Petton can store up to 99 of most items
-Make of that what you will
Cure Potions:
-Immediately brings Petton back up to full health, regardless of how hurt he is
Magick Missile:
-Launches a small blast of energy from Petton's hand
-Petton's most used spell
-Can use it an infinite number of times and as such, it can be spammed
-Flies forwards until it strikes something
-Is a form of fire, as it can set flammable items ablaze (as mentioned below)
--Due to this, it'd naturally create light
-Can collide with other fireballs/magick missiles in mid air, causing an explosion which cancels both out
-These can incinerate monsters like goblins and skeletons in one shot
-Strong enough to kill larger trolls and melt demons several times his size
-Able to damage and kill opponents even if they were formerly submerged in water
-Can incinerate large stone walls
-Can do the same with crystal walls as well
-Burns down large groupings of trees in moments
-Can kill robots and massive cyborg demons
-Easily blasts down walls made from futuristic metal
-Can be charged up to unleash a larger and even more powerful fireball
-Should he charge up a Magick Missile, the damage dealt is trippled
Bolt:
-Also called a Zapper
-Unleashes a 12 round burst of fully charged fireballs towards Petton's target
--This obviously destroys anything in its path
Nuke:
-Also called the Xterminator
-Spits out 18 fireballs in a circular motion around Petton
-Given its nature, is best used for crowd control or to get foes to back off
Crystal Hourglass:
-Is the only item Petton cannot store and is used immediately
-Stops time for 30 seconds
-Everything except Petton himself cannot move
--Even his attacks are frozen
-The second time restarts everything resumes
--Due to this, it's easy for the magician to set up traps by launching as many bolts at his foes as he pleases
Weaknesses:
-Has never been shown to use physical strikes to attack
-Has little in the way of armor aside from his robe
-Limited supply of Spells and Potions, though he can hold a lot of them
-His staff and crystal ball could be damaged or destroyed
-Since his attacks don't move while time is stopped, an extremely quick opponent could dodge his Magick Missiles when everything resumes
-Extreme lack of variety in his attacks, with them all basically being fireball variations
-Forgotten in favor of later FPS protagonists
--I bet you didn't even know him before this bio
EDALYN 'EDA' CLAWTHORNE
First Appearance: The Owl House (2020) Age: Around her 40s Aliases: The Owl Lady Occupation: Witch, Demon Hunter, Luz's Mentor (Formerly), Shop Owner (Formerly) Theme:
Feats:
-Was a notorious troublemaker during her time at Hexside
-Was a skilled Grudgby Player/Cheater
-Was so skilled in her magic that Lilith knew she would beat her effortlessly when competing for the Emperor's Coven
-Ran several successful businesses including selling stolen items from the human world and homemade elixirs
-Successfully broke into the Conformatorium to retrieve King's 'crown of power'
--...Which turned out to be a fake one made from cardboard
-Helped Luz free the prisoners of the Conformatorium
-Vowed to become Luz's mentor in magic
-Along with Luz, defeated Adegast, a Puppeteer Demon
-Won several bets against King over the years
-Helped King defeat a Giant Trash Slug
-Fought and matched her sister, Lilith, in a witch's dual
-Babysat The Bat Queen's offspring alongside King
-Swapped bodies with King for a bet to see who had the hardest life
--This would lead her into a daycare home where the owners coddled small demons to a point where they cannot function in real life
-Made up for all her antics she caused at Hexside so that she could enroll Luz
-Competed with Lilith to obtain The Bloom of Eternal Youth during the span of a couple of days
-...Which turned out to be a trap set by a monster but she and Lilith kicked said monster's ass
-Defeated Lilith in a Grudgby Match
-Fought Lilith a second time and came close to beating her
-Gave up her last traces of magic to save Luz
-Shared her curse with her sister, Lilith, reconciling with her at the cost of her magic
-With the help of Luz, saved The Selkidomus and its baby from hunters
-Reconciled her differences with her mother and somewhat overcame The Owl Beast
-Stole a piece of palistrum wood along with King, to give to Luz
Physicality:
Strength:
-With a swing of her staff, easily knocked down an armored guard
-Her headless body was able to overpower two bulkier guards by pulling their hoods over his head
-Shook the entire Owl House just by striking a wall
-Broke free from Adegast's tendrils
-Incinerated three of Adegast's dolls as well as singeing his tendrils with a blast of fire
-Accidently threw a French horn onto King's head
-Forced a Giant Trash slug off of King with a jab of her staff
-Created a barrier that encased The Owl House, which was calculated to be around 883.7 tons of TNT
-Can generate fire blasts strong enough to tear through walls
-Sent a gigantic crab/spider-like monster flying with a blast of fire
-Along with Lilith, beat the crap out of a monster that tried to trap her
-In a fit of rage, smashed Lilith right into a wall at high speeds
-Should be superior to Luz Noceda, who incinerated a giant worm-like creature, which was calculated to be around 356.5 tons to 3.386 kilotons of TNT
-Should be superior to Amity Blight, who was able to destroy obliterate a tree with a single blast
-Should be comparable to Lilith, who overpowered Willow with The Green Thumb Gauntlet, said gauntlet was able to destroy a large door
-Accidently destroyed an entire jug of apple blood
Speed & Reflexes:
-Effortlessly outran trained guards
-Reacted to a fireball being launched from Warden Wrath, creating two portals to parry said projectile
-Dodged axe-swings from Warden Wrath
-Owl Staff can fly at high speeds and reach great heights near the sky
-Ran all the way from The Owl House to Hexside in a matter of seconds
-Quickly ran into the Owl House before the boiling rain started to fall
-Reacted to and blocked off an oncoming blast of fire by creating a large statue of Hooty
-Dodged a sudden blast of fire from The Queen Bat's offspring
-Can travel as a bolt of lightning
-Should be superior to Luz Noceda, who was able to illuminate the stars with the furthest one being 504.9 million c
Durability & Stamina:
-Should possibly scale to her own strength
-Because of Anatomical liberation, Eda is able to function without certain body parts, namely her limbs and head
--This is proven by the fact when she survived being decapitated by Warden Wrath
-Survived crashing into the ground when Warden Wrath struck her, King, and Luz out of the air
-Endured being stifled by Adegast's tendrils
-Survived face-planting into the ground
-Survived a point-blank magic blast from Lilith that resulted in a massive explosion
--This explosion has been calculated to be around 0.071680758917519 tons of TNT (Small Building Level)
-Survived being struck right into a wall by a powered strike from Lilith
-Endured being in the close range of a sonic screech from the Bat Queen's offspring
--Said offspring knocked her down into the floor
Magic/Spells:
Levitation/Flight:
-Eda can float in mid-air without any assistance from her staff
-She can also move people and objects without touching them
-Created a curve bridge from floorboards to keep Luz from falling
Mystic Projection:
-By drawing a spell circle, Eda can project imagery/visions through the said circle
Portal Creation:
-Eda can create two short-range portals one at a time
-Anything that enters the first portal will exit through the second portal
Light Manipulation:
-Eda can create small orbs of light
-She can also create circular platforms out of light for others to travel on
-Can create concentrated blasts of light
Fire Magic:
-Eda is able to produce fire in all forms
-Capable of launching out large powerful blasts of fire with circle spells
-Can light several candles simultaneously
-Capable of grasping fireballs
-Can make weapons out of fire such as swords
-Can make constructs out of fire such as a giant owl
Forcefield Generation:
-Eda can create orange forcefields that are durable enough to withstand boiling rain and powerful blasts of fire
-Forcefields can be big enough to cover the entire Owl House
Water Magic:
-Eda is able to produce water from the palm of her hand
-Can possibly use it to create blasts of water
Ice Magic:
-Eda is able to control forms of ice, ranging from a trail of icicles to large ice columns.
Earth Magic:
-Eda can summon enormous pillars of the earth to protect herself from attack and trap opponents
-The tops of the pillars have owl faces similar to Hooty and are large enough to swallow enemies whole
-Can create smaller Hooty statues to restrain foes
Body Swapping:
-Eda can move her consciousness and the consciousness of others between bodies
-She cannot perform magic while in another person's body and must use her staff to undo the spell
Abomination Magic:
-Abominations are a magical golem construct that's typically comprised of a purple, ooze-like substance
-Witches tend to use them for various tasks such as battle and labor
-Back in her days at Hexside, Eda created an entire army of Abominations to start a food fight
--However, said abominations gained sentience and revolted against her, all of which fused together to become a giant abomination
Sleep Spell:
-Eda can make people and creatures fall asleep if the target passes through the sleep spell circle
Mind Walking:
-Eda can send at least two individuals into another person's mind as they sleep
-She also has the ability to allow individuals to bring in items, in this case, a bell
Lightning:
-Eda can summon massive bolts of electricity out of thin air
-She can also conjure multiple circles of the spell at once for more damage
Misc. Abilities:
Anatomical Liberation:
-A side-effect of her curse
-Eda's body can fall apart, however, they remain active and within Eda's control
-Eda can freely detach and reattach body parts without ill effect
-Makes her immune to dismemberment
Hair Storage:
-Stores any items she wants into her hair just so long as it fits
Intelligence:
-Had constantly evaded capture from guards and authorities for years
-Planned a break-in at The Conformitorium
-Tricked Warden Wrath into freeing Luz from his grasp by blowing a raspberry in his face
-Deduced that Luz was sent on a fake quest by Adegast in order to lure her out
-Tricked a Giant Trash Slug by having it get close to the Owl House so that King could pour a large barrel of salt onto it
-Placed an entire series of magic traps in an arena for Luz to trick Amity into setting off
-Found out her sister, Lilith, was also cheating by placing a Power Glyph
-Tricked Lilith by stopping their fight so that she could throw a snack bag into her face before escaping
-Tied Lilith's shoes before she could notice
-A skilled player in Hexas Hold 'Em
-Dumped candied-apples onto Tibbles Grim Hammer which lead to his menagerie of circus animals to turn on him
-Capable of operating certain vehicles such a motorboat
Mindset:
-Care-free and hot-blooded
-Willing to take risks, no matter how high they are
-Believes that weirdos like her and King should always stick together no matter what
-Snarky and Cynical
-Very anti-authoritarian
-Believes that nobody should just wait for a prophecy, instead, they should strive to become great on their own
-Prefers Wild Magic as opposed to regular/trained magic
-Over the course of the series, became a mother figure to Luz
-Was a Trouble Maker in High School
-Despite her rocky relationship with Lilith, she still cares about her seeing as how she's still her sister
-Can sometimes taunt and mock foes about certain things
-Selfless to those she cared about such as when she turned herself in to the Emperor's Coven for Luz's sake
Equipment:
The Owl Staff:
-Eda's main weapon
-Witch's staffs have power embedded into them to allow a witch to use powerful spells without using their own magical bile up.
-The Owl palisman at the top, Owlbert, has a mind and will of his own (see below for 'Owlbert')
-Serves as Eda's main use for transportation, allowing her to fly across great distances
-Can be used a bludgeoning weapon
Owlbert:
-Eda's Palisman
-A palisman is a magical totem that sits atop a witch's staff and serves as their familiar
-It can prove to be both a loyal friend and a powerful tool, among other possible functions
-Owlbert is able to reattach and detach from Eda's staff
-Eda uses him to steal various objects from the Human World
-When detached from the staff, Owlbert is able to freely walk and fly around
-Eda can sic Owlbert onto foes at a close range, letting him attack foes with his talons
-Palsimans are able to magically communicate with other Palismans
Golden Elixir:
-A orb-shaped glass of a golden substance that Eda consumes in order to keep her curse at bay
Pickaxe:
-Used it to dig through a Garbage Slug
-Can be used as a bludgeoning weapon
Knife:
-Basically just a knife
-Used it to make apple slices for The Bat Queen's offspring
Animation Elixir:
-A flask containing a substance that gives life to inanimate objects such a couple of vegetables and toys
-They can grow small arms and legs and gain at least rudimentary intelligence
Stab-Catcher:
-A large spear with a net attached to it
-Eda can use it as a throwing weapon
The Owl Beast:
-A Result of a Curse that her older sister, Lilith, bestowed upon her
-Transforms into a giant owl-like monster
-Strong enough to tear doors of hinges, smash through rooftops and walls, along with stone structures
-Capable of scaling large structures in a matter of seconds
-Can endure the boiling rain, an electrical shock potent enough to knock her out, being smashed into a roof
-Capable of eating non-edible objects such as chairs and playground slides
-Wings allow her to fly up to great heights
-Depending on how much the curse has taken over or what happens, Eda can become fully/partial sentient or lose all rationality
-Cannot perform any magic under this form
Weaknesses:
-As of currently writing this, Eda's powers have greatly diminished
-Because of her curse, it will greatly reduce her magical powers
-Loses all forms of rationality when she turns into The Owl Beast
--However, she can be reverted back to normal through a light spell or through a golden elixir
---She has also somewhat overcome this weakness
-Can get distracted by shiny objects
--Applies to both normal and Owl Beast form
-Addicted to Hexas Hold 'Em
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